The Republic of Drake Jackson is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 1.767 billion Drake Jacksonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Drake Jacksonian economy, worth 73.9 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,835 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, organ donation is compulsory, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is moderate. Drake Jackson's national animal is the cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drake Jackson is ranked 179,619^th in the world and 5,507^th in Suspicious for Safest, scoring 54.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.